"Rape, murder, arson. I've had a fantastic weekend."
- Frankie Boyle : What a News Reporter Would Never Say
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"Only you can hear me."
- Hugh Dennis : Bad things to hear over a tannoy
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"Would anyone like to swap a packet of Space Raiders for some Dairylea Dunkables?"
- Frankie Boyle : Unlikely things to hear in the House of Lords
- Frankie Boyle : Unlikely things to hear in the House of Lords
"If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in tonight's Balamory..."
- Hugh Dennis : Unlikely things for a TV announcer to say
- Hugh Dennis : Unlikely things for a TV announcer to say
"We'd better slow down, there are speed cameras."
- Frankie Boyle : Lines you'd never hear in a Bond film
"Can you master this phrase?: 'Do you want fries with that?'"
- Hugh Dennis : Exam questions that were rejected
- Hugh Dennis : Exam questions that were rejected
"When I slap the dashboard with my forehead, I'd like you to crawl out of the wreckage and fetch help."
- Frankie Boyle : Things you wouldn't hear on a driving test
"Welcome to Blind Date, with me, Stevie Wonder!"
- Frankie Boyle : TV shows that never made it to air
- Frankie Boyle : TV shows that never made it to air
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